What fun is life without a bit of showing off?

I am a bit of a daydreamer.

Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic experiences into their art.

People see my impressions as a great skill and I am flattered, but there are things I can't do that everyone else can. I can do funny voices and funny faces but I can't drive.

I'm a very recent convert to the gay scene. I went to a party a couple of years ago and met a very nice man who took me under his wing and started taking me out to clubs. It was a revelation.

Keep yourself busy if you want to avoid depression. For me, inactivity is the enemy.

I don't expect to be thin, but I'd like to feel a bit healthier.