What fun is life without a bit of showing off?

You have to get rid of characters to make room for new ones, but you also have to recognize when things are done.

I don't expect to be thin, but I'd like to feel a bit healthier.

I'm a very recent convert to the gay scene. I went to a party a couple of years ago and met a very nice man who took me under his wing and started taking me out to clubs. It was a revelation.

The most useful form of time travel would be to go back a year or two and rectify the mistakes we made.

It's important to hold something back, though, because quite frankly my personal life is pretty dull and I don't want to bore people with it.

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it.