It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages.

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it.

It's very likely that graduates, current employees and retirees have some wonderful pieces of Deer Park history in their closets or garages.

Keep yourself busy if you want to avoid depression. For me, inactivity is the enemy.

Comedians don't have a monopoly on suffering. But creative people are sometimes fortunate enough to be able to incorporate their most traumatic experiences into their art.

If I ever play Hamlet, it'll be in a dress!

I told Bernie Taupin that his best lyrics were for Song For Guy just because it doesn't have any words in it. But there you go... I'm a wind up! But a good Elton song for karaoke is I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues... "laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder under the covers..." Everyone can join in!