We must remember to enjoy ourselves.
I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.
Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.
I can't abide small talk.
I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'
I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.