I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.

I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.

We must remember to enjoy ourselves.

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.

I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'