We are entertainers. We're trying to entertain people.

Sometimes I wish I could get fired.

I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.

We've been around long enough and have been to enough award shows to know that it is easy to lose to Phil Collins at any time.

How many fluids should you take in daily? That is an unanswerable question with all of the variables that affect our fluid needs at any given time. If you meet anyone who can answer that question for you, run away quickly.

And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.

If you're working with a band and you really want to work them into the episode, you've got to say to them, "Look, we need you around every day and on Tuesday night all night because we need you to do voices as we're changing stuff." We do the show so quickly, and you just can't get bands to do that. It's not really fair.