So a lot of our shows where even we think we've taken a very deliberate stand, liberals say, 'That's awesome, you took on the conservatives' same show and conservatives say 'That's awesome, you took on liberals.'

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

In our show, there's usually a comeuppance. Or, if not, it's an anti-ending. And you're supposed to get that.

Sometimes I wish I could get fired.

I would vote for a Mormon.

Cutting carbs, fats, or calories (dieting) is like trying to hold your breath. The longer you do it, the more your body resists it until you finally gasp for air – taking in more than ever to overcome the short-term deficit you induced.

We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.