I would vote for a Mormon.
The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.
Sometimes I wish I could get fired.
We are entertainers. We're trying to entertain people.
I think the neoatheists have set atheism back a few decades. And I'm a self-described atheist.
Cutting carbs, fats, or calories (dieting) is like trying to hold your breath. The longer you do it, the more your body resists it until you finally gasp for air – taking in more than ever to overcome the short-term deficit you induced.