That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

Sometimes I wish I could get fired.

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

If you're working with a band and you really want to work them into the episode, you've got to say to them, "Look, we need you around every day and on Tuesday night all night because we need you to do voices as we're changing stuff." We do the show so quickly, and you just can't get bands to do that. It's not really fair.

Anything you do to lose weight should be as easy as it can possibly be and still deliver results.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

In our show, there's usually a comeuppance. Or, if not, it's an anti-ending. And you're supposed to get that.