My dream is to make the world's scariest PG movie. Because I feel that if you can do that, then you've done something special.

Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness.

I think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional

I would love to be on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd love to be on that. A lot of my favorite shows get canceled really early on. I liked 'Twin Peaks.' If I had a time machine I'd be in that.

My dream is to make the world's scariest PG movie. Because I feel that if you can do that, then you've done something special.

I love polite people, late September, weeping mortar, and my fantastic fands (fans/friends)

I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?