So to any of us, whatever those things are: whatever it is we look up to, whatever it is we look forward to, and whoever it is we're chasin'. To that I say: Amen. To that I say: Alright, alright, alright. To that I say: Just keep livin'. Thank you.

I think 'unbelievable' is an unbelievably stupid word.

Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning with the same smile as it did on Saturday night.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

The first step that leads to our identity in life is usually not 'I know who I am,' but rather 'I know who I am not.'

Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own?

I like quips. I like whiffs of cynicism and I think they can be witty. But I don't really know where wittiness is constructive.