Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning with the same smile as it did on Saturday night.

Cynicism can be funny. But it's the easy way. You'll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man.

There aren't many things that are universally cool, and it's cool not to litter. I'd never do it.

I talk to myself all the time. Just make sure you answer.

A creep is someone who claims he's one thing but he's actually another.

Starting at about, I guess, forever, I've always looked forward to getting older. When I was 14, I couldn't wait to be 16 and get a driver's license.

I personally don't like to go see romantic comedies. But people do want to see them, and they seem to want to see me in them.