I don't know how to work a room. It's a real skill.

I love Los Angeles, and it's been very good to me, but if everyone is running around telling the stories, who's living them? You don't play characters that are celebrities - you play guys who know what to do when their septic tank's blocked.

No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!

My best quality is that I'm a big hearted person. I'm resilient, too. My worst quality is selfishness, although everyone is guilty of that to an extent. Everyone should be, I think - you need to respect yourself.

I like to customize things. I customized the back of old Lincoln to be my mobile office. I had one of those little laptop desks like in a police car, and I had a cooler in there, so that was my mobile office.

There's two sorts of fear: one you embrace and one you should listen to and turn the other way.

The best advice comes from people who don't give advice.