My father – who I know is up there right now, with a big pot of gumbo, he’s got a lemon meringue pie, he’s probably in his underwear, and he’s got a cold can of Miller Lite – and he’s dancing.

There's two sorts of fear: one you embrace and one you should listen to and turn the other way.

Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

I say to the paparazzi, 'Fellas, take your shot and go.' It's just they usually find me on a beach.

Try not to make a straight line crooked.

I think most defense attorneys know, to some extent, their clients are guilty.