I work through life with commas. I don't even know, do you have parentheticals?

Bringing a baby into the world is something I've always wanted, and now I'm completely ready for my life to start revolving around another human being.

Cynicism can be funny. But it's the easy way. You'll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man.

As an actor for hire, my job is to do some pre-production work for myself. Then my job is to show up and give the best performance I can.

A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down.

I had a van that I customized so I could basically live out of that while I traveled and then I graduated to an Airstream. I've got three Airstreams now and they're all customized different ways. The good thing about those is there's not enough square footage to blow all your money.

Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.