I'm not trying to put on airs for anybody. I'm only trying to impress myself by doing the best job I can do.
Vanity is great motivation, to be fair.
There aren't many things that are universally cool, and it's cool not to litter. I'd never do it.
I don't know how to work a room. It's a real skill.
Cameras aren't guns. They can't really hurt you.
Absolutely not. I have no problem with commitment. In fact, I love having someone in my life.