A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down.

If you want your hair to be thicker, cut it when the moon is about to be full - a heavy, full, waxing moon. Do not cut it when the moon's waning.

A foolish man... built his house upon the sand.

Vanity is great motivation, to be fair.

Maybe the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

I believe in living in the present and making each day count. I don't pay much attention to the past or the future.

Cynicism can be funny. But it's the easy way. You'll forget to enjoy anything. I try to make the evolving choice, the forward-moving, life-giving choice. Just keep living, man.