I'm not trying to put on airs for anybody. I'm only trying to impress myself by doing the best job I can do.

The first step that leads to our identity in life is usually not 'I know who I am,' but rather 'I know who I am not.'

I say to the paparazzi, 'Fellas, take your shot and go.' It's just they usually find me on a beach.

I get it. You have the right to have guns. But look, let's forget that right. Let's forget the pleasure you get safely on your range, because it's in the wrong hands in other places.

If happiness is what you’re after, then you are going to be let down frequently and be unhappy much of your time. Joy, though, is something else. It’s not a choice, not a response to some result, it is a constant. Joy is “the feeling we have from doing what we are fashioned to do,” no matter the outcome.

Life is not fair, it never was and it is now and it won't ever be. Do not fall into the trap. The entitlement trap, of feeling like you're a victim. You are not.

I talk to myself all the time. Just make sure you answer.