Call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you get good at.

I've got a great sense of humor, and if I'm able to say or do something in a movie that people feel like they want to repeat, that's hugely flattering.

I tell myself I bear witness. The real answer is that it's obviously my programming. And I lack the constitution for suicide.

Every hero doesn't do this great big hero thing. They do the simple thing over and over... and they stick to it.

Life is not fair, it never was and it is now and it won't ever be. Do not fall into the trap. The entitlement trap, of feeling like you're a victim. You are not.

I'm a golfer, and what are the two sports you can do till you drop? Golf and surfing. They're great for you limber-wise, they're great for you health-wise, and they put you in sweet locations.