Starting at about, I guess, forever, I've always looked forward to getting older. When I was 14, I couldn't wait to be 16 and get a driver's license.

Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own?

I tell myself I bear witness. The real answer is that it's obviously my programming. And I lack the constitution for suicide.

There's two sorts of fear: one you embrace and one you should listen to and turn the other way.

I had a van that I customized so I could basically live out of that while I traveled and then I graduated to an Airstream. I've got three Airstreams now and they're all customized different ways. The good thing about those is there's not enough square footage to blow all your money.

Vanity is great motivation, to be fair.

Starting at about, I guess, forever, I've always looked forward to getting older. When I was 14, I couldn't wait to be 16 and get a driver's license.