I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.

I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts.

I think we need to educate our doctors about addiction.

I'm very, very jealous of guys who just go and decide to party and then can work the next day.

'The Whole Nine Yards' I liked right away. It was kind of a dark comedy at first. And just the idea of being in a movie with Bruce Willis was pretty exciting.