I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.

I always have the same thing - which is the fear of not getting a laugh - that I've had from the time I was a kid; obsessing over, 'This joke doesn't quite work, we've got to get this right.' I was always like that, whether I was a member of a six-person ensemble or whether I'm the center of a show.

I'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working.