A lot of people think that addiction is a choice. A lot of people think it's a matter of will. That has not been my experience. I don't find it to have anything to do with strength.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

I certainly like the rumour that I was the father of Elizabeth Hurley's baby. It made me think I could impregnate women in a different way to everyone else. Elizabeth and I were never alone in a room together, so I must be a very powerful man indeed. Actually, I'm thinking of suing the baby!

I was a very good tennis player in Ottawa, Canada - nationally ranked when I was, like, 13. Then I moved to Los Angeles when I was 15, and everyone in L.A. just killed me. I was pretty great in Canada. Not so much in Los Angeles.

It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles.

Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.'

I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.