The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.

I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I dont talk about it too much in the press is because it isnt funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesnt seem right.

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.