My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.

I'm just glad that the whole John Wayne persona of a man is sort of old school now, because I'd never be able to do that. If that was the going rate today, I wouldn't be working.

Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I dont talk about it too much in the press is because it isnt funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesnt seem right.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

I have insanely dorky taste. Basically, if you're a woman, and you're under any kind of emotional duress, and you sing a song, I will listen to it forever. It's odd being a 37-year-old heterosexual male who owns nothing but Sarah McLachlan and Tori Amos. But I'll go against that at first and play something boring like James Taylor.