To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard way, when you fight back. I went the hard way and came out of it okay. Now, I'm sitting here and doing great.

My sense of style is an old Polo shirt, jeans and, unfortunately for the longest time, white running shoes, which was not attractive. The one thing I've learned about clothes is to ask a girl.

To be a comedian, you have to have some darkness behind it. I certainly draw on my past, and it helps.

It's not foreign for me to be talking about my problems in circles.

I was a guy who wanted to become famous. There was steam coming out of my ears, I wanted to be famous so badly. You want the attention, you want the bucks, and you want the best seat in the restaurant. I didn't think what the repercussions would be.

Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.