As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.

When I die, I'd like 'Friends' to be listed behind 'helping people.'

I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.

The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.

They say that women like a man who can make them laugh, and I find that if you can make a woman laugh on the first and second dates, then you're doing well.

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.