I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery. Please enjoy making fun of me on the world wide web.

I have what I like to call a 'chinneck.' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.

My sense of style is an old Polo shirt, jeans and, unfortunately for the longest time, white running shoes, which was not attractive. The one thing I've learned about clothes is to ask a girl.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.

When people try to take [smoking] away from me I say, 'hey, I stopped everything else.' But, I have to battle that one, too.

My favorite six words in recovery are: trust God, clean house, and help others.