I learned to fall down early in life - I was like six - because I realized it was a way to make girls laugh.

There are two sides to being pigeonholed. There's, 'Oh, no, I'm going to be Chandler for the rest of my life,' but there's also the fact that getting to play Chandler opened up doors to me. It's now my job to find things that shake it up a little bit.

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.

Nine times out of 10, women don't want to fix a problem, they just want to be understood. I'll never get that.

I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself.

I don't have a very 'masculine' taste in music. I get a lot of heat from my friends about that.

To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago.