I was like: I'm going to ask her [Julia Roberts] out but I'm going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with an icicle.

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything?

In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!

It's tough to have a movie-star persona when you're on a show as successful as 'Friends.'