President Bush was once asked which Presidential speech he admired most. He replied that it was the one Teddy Roosevelt had in his pocket that had helped cushion the blow of a would-be assassin's bullet.

Military guys are rarely as smart as they think they are, and they've never gotten over the fact that civilians run the military.

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

It is men's worst fear, personally and professionally, that women will pin the sin on them.

If you're famous enough, the rules don't apply.

Since Hillary Clinton is the first time we've had a woman who was a serious contender for president, it's been an adjustment to watch her more changeable looks, and to see the lengths she goes to get the right lighting and to make the right wardrobe choices. Her campaign is devising strategies to humanize her and make her seem more warm and maternal.

If wit is the most sophisticated form of humor, pranks are the most juvenile.