As blue chips turn into penny stocks, Wall Street seems less like a symbol of America's macho capitalism and more like that famous Jane Austen character Mrs. Bennet, a flibbertigibbet always anxious about getting richer and her 'poor nerves.'

Perpetual optimism is annoying. It is a sign that you are not paying attention.

Are women necessary? Not with Ava around

A friendship between reporter and source lasts only until it is profitable for one to betray the other.

As blue chips turn into penny stocks, Wall Street seems less like a symbol of America's macho capitalism and more like that famous Jane Austen character Mrs. Bennet, a flibbertigibbet always anxious about getting richer and her 'poor nerves.'

Celebrity distorts democracy by giving the rich, beautiful, and famous more authority than they deserve.

Women are affected by lunar tides only once a month; men have raging hormones every day.