Women are affected by lunar tides only once a month; men have raging hormones every day.

I think Hillary Clinton's a very clever politician but she would be too easy to stereotype the way John Kerry was.

When I need to work up my nerve to write a tough column, I try to think of myself as Emma Peel in a black leather catsuit.

And as far as doing God's work, I think the bankers who took government money and then gave out obscene bonuses are the same self-interested sorts Jesus threw out of the temple.

Feminism died in 1998 when Hillary allowed henchlings and Democrats to demonize Monica as an unbalanced stalker, and when Gloria Steinem defended Mr. Clinton against Kathleen Willey and Paula Jones by saying he had merely made clumsy passes, then accepted rejection, so there was no sexual harassment involved. As to his dallying with an emotionally immature 21-year-old, Ms. Steinem noted, 'Welcome sexual behavior is about as relevant to sexual harassment as borrowing a car is to stealing one.' Surely what's good for the Comeback Kid is good for the Terminator.

Celebrity distorts democracy by giving the rich, beautiful, and famous more authority than they deserve.

Good and evil are not like the Redskins and the Cowboys.