The Clintons want to do big worthy things, but they also want to squeeze money from rich people wherever they live on planet Earth, insatiably gobbling up cash for politics and charity and themselves from the same incestuous swirl.

My eating habits were so bad for many years that I didn't actually know the intricacies of making a salad.

I strained to remember where I was or even what I was wearing, touching my green corduroy jeans and staring at the exposed-brick wall. As my paranoia deepened, I became convinced that I had died and no one was telling me.

When you're young, and even at times when you're older, it's hard to fathom this: What needs to be nurtured is the stuff that's different, that sets you apart from the pack, rather than the stuff that helps you blend in.

Zingers should glow with intelligence as well as drip with contempt.

For two centuries, the South has feared a takeover by blacks or the feds. In Obama, they have both.

Tweetin' ain't cheatin'.