Personally, I've decided to stop evolving.

As a woman, I know that if I write about another woman, it will be perceived as a catfight.

I feel like I owe it to the readers to try to pull back the veil and give them the honest version of what's going on. But it's not more fun. If Obama, as he does sometimes already, gets a little snippy with me about something I've written, you're thinking, 'Oh God, the president of the United States is already annoyed with me.'

Perpetual optimism is annoying. It is a sign that you are not paying attention.

It is men's worst fear, personally and professionally, that women will pin the sin on them.

And as far as doing God's work, I think the bankers who took government money and then gave out obscene bonuses are the same self-interested sorts Jesus threw out of the temple.

Women are affected by lunar tides only once a month; men have raging hormones every day.