Women are affected by lunar tides only once a month; men have raging hormones every day.
Celebrity is the religion of our time.
Zingers should glow with intelligence as well as drip with contempt.
Americans want to be protected, but not at the cost of vitiating the values that make us Americans.
I think the evangelicals think they're in a holy war now.
As blue chips turn into penny stocks, Wall Street seems less like a symbol of America's macho capitalism and more like that famous Jane Austen character Mrs. Bennet, a flibbertigibbet always anxious about getting richer and her 'poor nerves.'