It's always easier to say good-bye when you know it's just a prelude to hello.

Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.

It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.

It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himself had reappeared as part of the greeting committee.

You can never visit the same place twice. Each time, it's a different story. By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before.

My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it.

Before I take you into the beating heart of the story, let’s get one thing out of the way. I know from experience that when it comes up later, it will distract you so much that you won’t be able to concentrate on anything else I will tell you. My name is Jubilee Dougal. Take a moment and let it sink in.