Well, what now? You have no job. I have no job. Wanna play Jenga?

Also, when on a campaign to convince a stranger that you aren't a few fries short of a Happy Meal, throwing around phrases like "tangentially Swedish" is not the best way to go.

It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American.

Can I tell you something you really don't want to hear? He's going to break up with you. - Stuart

One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra

English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.

Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be.