I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear.
Maureen JohnsonThere is no normal. I've never met a normal person. The concept is flawed. It implies that there is only one way people are supposed to be, and that can't possible be true. Human experience is far too varied.
Maureen JohnsonPrefects. I had learned this one. Student council types, but with superpowers. They who must be obeyed.
Maureen JohnsonIt's us," Stephen said. "Oh, thank God," said a voice. Callum emerged from behind the Dumpster. Even with all that was going on, it was hard not to take notice of this: he wore only his underpants and his socks and shoes. ...I don't think I hid my staring very well either. "Go ahead and change," Stephen said, handing me the bag. "I'll go and get the car." "Please be quick," Callum added. "This is not as fun as it appears.
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