Writing is one of the few careers for which you essentially train yourself, the other two major ones being juggling and pickpocketing.

One question," I said. "Did you tell me all that because you think I'm going to die?" "No," he said. "It's because you're doing something brave, and I felt I should too." "I'll take that as a yes," I said.

I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person.

You're...a demon hunter?' 'It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved.

Boo: "Go talk to her." Callum: "About what?" Boo: "Anything." Callum: "You want me to walk up to her and say, 'Are you a ghost?'" Boo: "I do that." Callum: "I love it when you get it wrong.

And if we get caught, I will claim I made you go. At gunpoint. I am American. People will assume I'm armed.

Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.