I guess life is full of maybes.

Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!

You're...a demon hunter?' 'It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved.

because talent alone doesn't make an artist

Were you playing with Stuart?" she asked. The question was loaded. I was a filthy, filthy woman, and even the five-year-old knew it.

Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. "It's both sad and incredibly impressive that you were all ready with that one.

When I worked in theater, I was always writing things on Post-it Notes and sticking them on screens or desks. Twitter has given me a way of continuing to post those notes, only a lot of other people see them, too.