Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with...It can be confusing and weird and awkward, but sometimes it just makes you melt and forget everything that is going on.

She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower.

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

You can never visit the same place twice. Each time, it's a different story. By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before.

We all know what we're doing. Whether we realize it or not.

She's gone. Been gone for ages. They split up right after you left. That's why the grass out front started growing again." "He's got a new girlfriend?" she said quietly. "Thank god. You must be happy." "Yeah. He does. It's a relief. She's a lot nicer. But then, your average angry snake is nicer than Fiona. I'm sure she's happier wherever she is now, burning orphans or whatever she does with her time.

Something about her suggested that her leisure activities included wrestling large woodland animals and banging bricks together.