One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra

It was like the entire world was colluding to make me feel insane, and it was doing a really good job.

I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn't care.

Do you ever sing in the car?" "Generally not. But I am driving a police car." "I think people would like a singing policeman. Makes life seem more like a musical. Like Foot-tastic." "You can talk for a long time about nothing." "I certainly can, you charming man!

I like to talk. Talking is kind of my thing. If talking had been a sport option at Wexford, I would have been captain. But sports always have to involve running, jumping, or swinging your arms around. You don’t get PE points for the smooth and rapid movement of the jaw.

I'm Keith," he said, "and you're . . . clearly mad, but what's your name?

Did I just kill someone?" "You can't kill a dead person," Callum said. "Makes no sense.