One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.

Something about this boat screamed, "I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul!

I could envision it all to clearly: Stuart or Debbie finding the dented door off its hinges, lying in the snow. "She came in, ravaged the boy, stole plastic bags, and ripped off the door in her escape," the police would say in the APB. "Probably making her way to bust her parents out of jail.

This kind of thing always amazed Ginny--people who just walked away from institutions. People who left school when they didn't see the point. Aunt Peg had done that. Ginny knew she never would. That either made her someone who worked hard and finished things, or someone who didn't have the guts to break away from the pack. Maybe both.

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.