No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.

Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for those spots that are so hard to reach by yourself.

i miss you so much it's giving me a pain in my pancreas.

It was like the entire world was colluding to make me feel insane, and it was doing a really good job.

I still have a whopping bad case of what you call scag magnetism. I thought i had gotten rid of it there, but it looks like scary guys still materialize from thin air in my presence. They are drawn to me. I am the North Pole, and they are the explorers of love.

Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason.

I could pretend, at least, and if I pretended long enough, maybe I could make it into a reality.