One person's crazy is another person's sane, I guess.

She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower.

Did I just kill someone?" "You can't kill a dead person," Callum said. "Makes no sense.

i get a little romantic about the old Empire State. Just looking at it makes me want to play some Frank Sinatra tunes and sway a little. I have a crush on a building. I'd been in there several times but never to work. I always knew there were offices in there but the face never penetrated, really. You don't work in the Empire State Building. You propose in the Empire State Building. You sneak a flask up there and raise a toast to the whole city of New York.

And if we get caught, I will claim I made you go. At gunpoint. I am American. People will assume I'm armed.

I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear.

Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said. "Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison.