Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said. "Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison.
I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.
Hot tea," he said, holding the cups. "It's just wrong.
She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower.
It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.
I'm the last of the mad ones.