You're...a demon hunter?' 'It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved.

My final word: don't follow your dreams . . . chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream!

No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.

Do you ever sing in the car?" "Generally not. But I am driving a police car." "I think people would like a singing policeman. Makes life seem more like a musical. Like Foot-tastic." "You can talk for a long time about nothing." "I certainly can, you charming man!

People always say they can't do things, that they're impossible. They just haven't been creative enough.

Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper.

Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.