Her kung fu is that powerful.

Something about her suggested that her leisure activities included wrestling large woodland animals and banging bricks together.

Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for those spots that are so hard to reach by yourself.

I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.

Do you ever sing in the car?" "Generally not. But I am driving a police car." "I think people would like a singing policeman. Makes life seem more like a musical. Like Foot-tastic." "You can talk for a long time about nothing." "I certainly can, you charming man!

It was like the entire world was colluding to make me feel insane, and it was doing a really good job.

I could envision it all to clearly: Stuart or Debbie finding the dented door off its hinges, lying in the snow. "She came in, ravaged the boy, stole plastic bags, and ripped off the door in her escape," the police would say in the APB. "Probably making her way to bust her parents out of jail.