Why are Americans so fascinated by Ireland?" Keith asked... "you all think you're Irish. What's the appeal? Do you like the accent more? Is it all the magical rocks? Oh, look, a lep­rechaun.

This is England," he explained. "Tell someone it's a procedure, and they'll believe you. The pointless procedure is one of our great natural resources.

She had always thought applying to college would be exciting. Living away from home, meeting so many new people, Learning new things, making a few poor life desicisons.

Hot tea," he said, holding the cups. "It's just wrong.

I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.

Quarrels are a natural part of relationships. Making up is always the best part.

Something about this boat screamed, "I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul!