What tinfoil?" he asked.

I'm Keith," he said, "and you're . . . clearly mad, but what's your name?

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for those spots that are so hard to reach by yourself.

It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't work like that. There's a price for everything.

This pool is a triumph of imagination. That's how you win at life, Gin. You have to imagine your way through. Never say something can't be done. There's always a solution, even if it's weird.

I still have a whopping bad case of what you call scag magnetism. I thought i had gotten rid of it there, but it looks like scary guys still materialize from thin air in my presence. They are drawn to me. I am the North Pole, and they are the explorers of love.