I read two mysteries a day when I was a kid. All of Agatha Christie, all of 'Sherlock Holmes.' I've seen every single British detective show ever made.

You're...a demon hunter?' 'It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved.

We heard her come halfway up the stairs, where she must have seen the bedroom light on. Again, the normal parent reaction would have been to say something like, "You had better come out this moment or I am releasing the tiger!" But Debbie was not a normal parent, so we heard her gigle and creep away, saying, "Shhh! Rachel! Come with Mommy! Stuart is busy!

One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra

Once again, her parents' problems had run through her life like a piece of heavy equipment, smashing everything in their way.

i miss you so much it's giving me a pain in my pancreas.

We study there a lot because... what other choice does society give us, right? It's Starbucks or death, sometimes.