It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American.
You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice.
No one in history had ever done less and yet been so wrong.
I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.
Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.
Just then, my phone started ringing. The ring must have been damaged by the water as well, so now it had a high, keening note - kind of the sound I imagine a mermaid might make if you punched her in the face.