Life has only gotten better personally for me as I've gotten older. I mean, being young was such a gross waste of time. I was just such a miserable, miserable person.

I’m not Hans Christian Andersen. Nobody’s gonna make a statue in the park with a lot of scrambling kids climbing up me. I won’t have it, okay?

Why is my needle stuck in childhood? I don't know why. I guess it's because that's where my heart is.

I would infinitely prefer a daughter.

I think people should be given a test much like driver's tests as to whether they're capable of being parents!

And it's one of the sexiest things you will ever read of how slow you should take the peach. Don't rush it.

I don't believe in an afterlife but I still fully expect to see my brother again.